i need a robot that writes fanfiction

Rereading the beginning of the first Moirin/Naamah book, the only one I own, I am again reminded that Moirin was a perfectly good character for the first hundred pages, before she was replaced by Puppet Of The Bear Goddess.

Back when she was capable of having an opinion and making up her own mind about things, instead of having literally every decision made for her by her internal godvoice.

If only I could create an alternate universe in which the story went on to feature a wandering fey girl whose only powers were stealth and talking to plants.